Funny Quotes

One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce

One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce – Jenna McCarthy.

Our wisdom comes from our experience

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness – Sacha Guitry.

Few people have the wisdom to prefer the criticism that would do them good

Few people have the wisdom to prefer the criticism that would do them good, to the praise that deceives them – Francois de La Rochefoucauld.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit – Elbert Hubbard.

When an opponent comes forward, move in and greet him

When an opponent comes forward, move in and greet him; if he wants to pull back, send him on his way – Morihei Ueshiba.

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton.

Some folks are wise and some are otherwise

Some folks are wise and some are otherwise – Tobias Smollett.

Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes

Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes – Tammy Bruce.

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking – William Makepeace Thackeray.

Surprises are foolish things

Surprises are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced, and the inconvenience is often considerable – Jane Austen.